It's not easy being a cat. It's a lot of work. You have to take a lot of naps.
And chasing string is so exhausting.
So I need to stretch and exercise... I keep in shape by yawning.
In the morning after breakfast I like to do some serious daydreaming.
In the afternoon I have drinks with friends.
Stop making so much noise!
It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
There are no ordinary cats. - Colette