Happy Mother's Day!

 To this little weirdo.... 

Joel – age 12

1. What is something mom always says to you?

How was school?

2. What makes mom happy?

When I raid with her.

3. What makes mom mad?

When I don’t do what she says

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

Holding the cat.

5. What was your mom like as a child?

I don’t know, I don’t have a time machine.

6. How old is your mom?

Fifty

7. How tall is your mom?

Five feet something

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

Play WoW

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

Work

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

Drawing

11. What is your mom really good at?

Drawing

12. What is your mom not very good at?

Running

13. What does your mom do for a job?

She doesn’t have a job, she’s an artist.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?

Stuff without meat.

15. What makes you proud of your mom?

She’s nice.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

Velma from Scoobie Doo

17. What do you and your mom do together?

Play WoW

18. How are you and your mom the same?

We love each other.

19. How are you and your mom different?

I eat meat, she doesn’t.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

Cause she says so.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?

He’s smart and other stuff.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

She doesn’t go anywhere.

He's all grown up now, ten years later... but I'm still a mom. I still ask about school, don't eat meat or run unless wild tigers are chasing me. I don't play World of Warcraft anymore. Most of all I still love this kid because I say so.